Adam had em
Where'd this poem (the shortest in English ever) come from? It answers where fleas come from, says Ali.
But I want to know:
is this Adam or Shel Silverstein?
and how dare they fare so well now here in Texas
(and not in Arkansas, Hawaii, Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam, and Virginia where I'd lived months on end louse-less)!
Louse (says Eve)
and all Adam's children give us advice,
and this bugging image not so nice
(thankfully nice advice, for gone are those lice):